![]() The place where it all happens!Since the beginning of time, the fire has been the center of family life. From the Cro-Magnon clans to the (post) nuclear family, the hearth (indoors or outdoors) has been the center of food preparation, warmth and general entertainment. The Patio Culture was no different. The grill was the center of an exciting and fun evening full of friends, games, toys and fun. Even in the winter or when the weather was bad, steaks were prepared and salads were mixed indoors as the electric stainless steel stove with the pull-out burner shelf became a surrogate fire nourishing both body and spirit. |
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![]() This piece of equipment is the epicenter of it all! |
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At our house, the patio barbeque grill went through a sort of evolution. It all began with a simple yet efficient round charcoal grill... ![]() |
![]() Progress dictated that once that grill had expired, it would be replaced with a semi-hooded rotisserie type. The top of the hood served as a shelf to hold plates, tools or beer. |
Eventually the space age caught up with our cooking technology and a new jet black gas grill was installed. Complete with fake stone briquets, the gas grill provided instant fire...that is until someone dug through the plastic underground gas line and silenced it's mighty burners. Some of my last memories of that grill were of a post-nuclear Mad Max looking device, corroded and wired up, but still serving proudly by using conventional charcoal and lighter fluid. The things we do for meat. |
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![]() Just how long does it take to cook a steak? |
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Note: These times are approximate and varies with the heat of your fire. Nothing beats keeping an eye on the whole process to ensure perfection! |
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![]() These family recipes are representative of suburban cuisine: |
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![]() With just a little time and effort, you can recreate that retro goodness! |
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![]() Tips for the modern outdoor chef! Know the right time to start cooking:
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The cook walked off and the burgers are torched! Oh well, I guess we'll just have to go to Griff's Burger Bar!
These hamburgers are probably the only reason why many people today are alive! At a dime a pop, they could feed an entire family with change left over to buy fries and a shake. Griff's Burger Bar, and other regional chains like it, thrived before the age of the behemoth fast food restaurant corporations that we see today. Griff's back then was housed in an A-frame type structure with a boxed in dining room at the front. As a small child I tried and tried to scale the sides of the A-frame but 2-3 feet was all I could manage before sliding down. The good news is that Griff's is still around! While not any serious threat to the McDonald's of the world, Griff's still puts out burgers and fries that tastes like the real deal instead of the product of zealous corporate consistentency. |
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If an occasion warranted a really special fast food treat, we would go to Ozark Fried Chicken. Long gone, this small chain sported green and white striped rooftops on their restaurants which predated the famaliar red and white pattern used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. The branding for this place was probably not too successful since it incorporated a logo of a woman wearing and old-style bonnet...not too groovy for the swinging 60's! |
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Another old standby was K and N Root Beer! This modest little chain produced what seemed like the perfect cure for a sweltering hot Texas summer...ice cold K and N root beer served in a real frosted glass mug! Root beer mugs came in several sizes but the tiny kid's mug stands in my memory. Once a kid's raging thirst was quenched, the smell of burgers and fries wafting throught the air started to garner some attention. All you had to do was order what you want off the big menu board in the middle of the building and someone would bring it to you on a bright orange tray! Now, most all people where I live prefer a heavy dose of mustard and fresh onion on their burger. I probably picked up this preference at the local mom and pop burger stands and at the K and N. As the teenage years came upon us, we found ourselves pulling into the K and N in our own cars having long since graduated from the tiny mug to the adult size. Pretty soon we were complicit in the demise of these places as we were swept up by corporate eats like Jack-in-the-Box and Sonic. Much like Griff's, this regional chain is practically gone. A Google search produced only and handful of K and N drive-ins in Texas, Kentucky, and Tennessee. |
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